I saw a grand total of no one had mentioned this, so I thought I should give the news.
Pygmy, Chuck Palahniuk's new book, is now available for pre-order on Amazon. What Chuck had to say about it to a fan about eight months ago (wtf guys. Why is no one talking.):
I've just finished the first draft of a novel called "Pygmy," a dark comedy about terrorism and racism. The lead character is a 13-year-old foreign exchange student sent to live with a suburban, white, middle-class family. Oh, and they're Christians. The visit is for six months, and he's one of a dozen similar kids, all shipped to America to live with typical families. http://chuckpalahniuk.net/news/pre-order-chuck-palahniuks-next-book-pygmy
The secret truth is that Pygmy is a terrorist, trained since infancy in martial arts, chemistry and radical hatred of the United States. He has six months to build a prize-winning project for the National Science Fair. If he succeeds, he and his project will go to Washington, D.C. for the finals competition -- where the project will explode, killing millions.
So far, Gerry Howard says it's the best book I've done. Fingers crossed for luck.
Get pumped. YEAHHH.